Half stab

The act of stabbing someone with a vegetable.

The pimp half stabbed a shop keeper with a carrot

by Brit-tastic September 24, 2009

Half-Boneski

The act of covering a semi-erection to avoid embarrassment, or seeing someone who is already in the process of erecting.

Guy 1: Yo man, check out the Half-Boneski on that guy!
Guy 2: Ya man he's looking right at us!

by Juston Case September 10, 2010

half shark

a cock, penis, dick, willy etc that is half aroused hence - half shark.

I thought he was hot and took him home, but cos he was drunk he could only get a half shark. So i let him wack off and come on my arse.

by poopoohead April 25, 2006

half size

less than full,small,tiny,miniscule,little

derogatory term implying substandard,generally used by people from eastern europe,that always babble about how superior they are yet seem to migrate to the usa at a cyclic rate.

All the american cars have half size engines in them,they are total useless,in Hungary the cars have big huge fantastic engines,that deliver full power!!!!

by Roland Deschain January 8, 2009

Half Counihan

A Half Counihan, as opposed to the Full Counihan occurs when only of the sexual partners is drunk enough to vomit during the sexual act, but not both. Addtionally, the man, or if the partners are gay men, one of the men, must finish by jacking off on their sexual partner.

Jack pulled a Half Counihan on Jill last night. They were both bombed last night and having sex. Jill, however, was really blacked out and threw up on the bed. Still, Jack wasn't finished so he jerked off on her.

by Krause April 9, 2008

half bake

A half bake is a stupid cunt that doesn't no what he's doing

John was only half baked no good for fuck all

by Dictator1985 October 24, 2013

Half flaccid

The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.

*walks through hallway half flaccid*

Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me

by Tuna can dan June 18, 2018