by trapper pluh March 25, 2024

"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"
by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017

A small brain fart.
"Your idea smells like a mental queef."
"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"
"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"
by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011

A diaper specifically designed for catching and containing any liquids or extrements that old people may release when queefing.
by Kosity June 24, 2025

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024

When somebody leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered. Also used to describe someone who leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered.
Oh my god, I almost had a Killing Frenzy but that noob queefed-out.
Johnny, you are such a queef-out in CoD!
Johnny, you are such a queef-out in CoD!
by Drumma7 April 19, 2009
