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Winged Jerks

A seagull, a widely populous bird that ultimately survives on the dregs of society. They are often heard complaining bitterly in a fight for a deep fried potato chunk.

The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.
Bloke 1: Jeez whats all that noise from
Bloke 2: Just some winged jerks fighting for a chip
by TheOxford June 12, 2011
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Frisbee Jerk

At orgasm, you jerk your hand like your throwing a frisbee, which gets semen all over everything.
I frisbee jerked so hard it got under my bed
by it grinds and jerks June 14, 2011
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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
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shuttle jerk

when a man whips out his penis and asks cookie if he wants punch his ass hole while the man licks his ball sack
hey man wanna shuttle jerk man?, you can invite you friends
by COOKIEEVANJORDANLUCASNICK August 22, 2008
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e-jerk off

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings
dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"
by vand3l October 11, 2008
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Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
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jerkes

people who have a social gathering and leave out a third party
Frank: "So, your closest friends didn't invite you to the movie?"
Joe: "Nope, they are such jerkes"
by Chester Sinatra June 1, 2013
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