time management

A skill that is useful for graphic designers.

Essentially, it allows people to rearrange other's days at their on whim and fancy for no good reason other than a decision to take a day off.

It is particularly useful for putting off new members of staff from partaking a meeting one deems to be dull.

Can we postpone our 10 o clock meeting as I have a couple of time management issues.

by Damian Jennings March 15, 2004

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

arm time

The time spent masturbating whilst thinking of a particular person.

Guy #1: Hey Bro, remember my ex from last year.. what did ya think of her?

Guy #2: Fuck, I gave her some arm time!

by mr_dirtbox December 4, 2010

Coffeeshop Time

A smoke break; going outside to smoke.

You up for coffeeshop time?

by lovebugnurug June 23, 2010

iPhone time

A period of time reserved for the making of a bowel movement, plus an indeterminate duration after that in the same location, while wrapping up the game, email or facebook checking you're engaged in.

I'll be back in ten minutes, I need some iPhone time.

by l0ner August 6, 2010

Seal time

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf

Do you want to go seal time on a bag of weed, wanna go arf n arf?

by Rafrooda October 9, 2011

Behind the Times

When someone finds out new news only to find out that it's fairly old (originally from Super Milk Chan).

Person 1: Did you hear about the Prince of Persia movie?

Person 2: That news is from late LAST YEAR.

Person 1: Oh, well I didn't know.

Person 2: You are so behind the times.

by MANTISscream April 29, 2009