by Fairy🐀 November 22, 2021

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024

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by joemam12 November 9, 2020

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

When you eat a girl out and lick the tip of your thumb and flick through her pussy flaps like a book, then repeat this until she finishes, after she nuts you grab both sides of her vagina and slam both sides together like you would after you finish an excellent book.
Person 1: “Yo dude! How did it go with that girl last night?”
Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”
Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”
by MrJustTookAWholeBottleOfViagra October 13, 2024
