Barry Hammer

A fat ape who drives a bus and loves feet. He gives candy to little girls if he can sniff their shoes. No one has caught this pedo yet!

Ex: Barry Hammer gave me Lindor's chocolates in my shoes!"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019

bag of hammers

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.

You seem to have had a bad day. You look like a bag of hammers!!

by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019

Black hammer

When someone is aggressive and/or intense about something

I just black hammered the shit out of my laundry

by Shocker plus April 5, 2019

Slag hammer

To be hit with a slag hammer

If you don’t shut up I’ll hit you with my hammer you slag you slaaag you slaaaaag hence slag hammer

by Captaincaveham April 6, 2019

hammer

an extremely large penis

Wow he’s got a fat hammer!!

by hammer man May 11, 2019

Hammer

This is not a drill

I repeat, this is not a drill (it’s a hammer)

by Kierancraft December 2, 2019

The Phammer Hammer

A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham

Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer

by CryoDead December 3, 2019