March 2

This day is the best day in the world. It is when Paul-Gabriel was born. This master of prophecies will tell your future if you go to him on this day and ask him: "Is it your birthday?".

Class: Happy birthday Paul-Gabriel !
PG: Oh yeah, March 2!

by Aguywitchneedshelp November 21, 2019

December 2

National skip school day

Cali:did you hear about December 2
Me:no
Cali:It’s national skip day
Me:NO WAY!!!
Cali:YES
Me: I’m telling cam

Cali:I’m telling Arissa

Me:cam did you hear about December 2
Cam:no
Me:ITS NATIONAL SKIP SCHOOL DAY

Cam:COOL
Me:are you skipping

Cam:YES
Me:SAME
Cali:Arissa did you hear about December 2
Arissa:no

Cali:It’s national skip school day are you going to skip

Arissa:No
Cali:why not
Arissa:dont want to

Cali:cam Bobby Arissa isn’t skipping

Cali, cam, and Bobby:ARISSA YO LAME

by Pokeymerch.com December 2, 2019

X=2

Just above flat AF

Theresa is a solid X=2

by Ac1d1ty September 20, 2021

water 2

the second installment of water, because water sucks

fuck it water 2

by Erple November 19, 2020

P To The 2

The most crashiest people in west mids s2 has less people but the realest out there P(side) the most active gang in the ws post code they have scored many points on ocb and yt because they are the bummiest in the ws post code

OCB bum boy: where you from g
Pside man: Im from the p fam and what
OCB bum boy: Nah my bad didn't know who you were sorry it will never happen again I don't wanna see God too soon.

Yt bum boy: G what you doing on my block state your ends fam.
S2 realests: I'm from the two nigga what?
Yt bum boy: The two.... my bad I will never talk in my life again I don't want to be like bazz. Im an ignorant nerd like Nkosi (battyman Lz) and Melvin Bolingo.

P to the 2 means the worlds best

by Rambo Mustafa January 11, 2022

April 2

only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on

“i heard he born on april 2nd”
“oooh he got me tight”

by ____thakid July 9, 2023

December 2

December 2 is where everybody skips school on this day every year.

Friend,” hey bro why you up so early”
Other friend,” what do you mean?”
Friend,” it’s (December 2)

by Ohfrick November 2, 2019