#1 mom

A woman that no other mom can beat out.In other words, a mom that will always be there for her kids or other people's children.

You are the #1 mom

by Kkjr15 July 29, 2017

May 1

if you are born on may 1st your the kindest, smartest, sometimes a little dumb, person.

Look Addison was born on may 1st. she must me really kind!

by ♉️ November 21, 2020

Jeffrey 1

That one kid who nobody hangs out with for whatever reason.

That Jeffrey 1 is weird. He tried to do that weird thing he talked about on Doug 1.

by Trooper1129 December 6, 2019

January 1

dumbest bitch boy in the world

yeah, he’s so weird cuz he was born January 1st

by sllutllux October 16, 2019

1 and 2

The most destructive phase ever spoken, believed to be created by a group of youths during a game of coins way back in 2007, “1 and 2” has recently been discovered by Ukrainian militants and intelligence informs us that they are planning to use it at the Beijing 2008 Olympics to cause a mass state of chaos and havoc.

game of coins
Ringo: Ahhh ya missed
Clair: No pointing with your elbow! 2 shots!
Jason: Ahhh Rimmmmmaaaaaa ave anota shot
Jarrad: Rim this ya gay!
Tomo: ay got im, your out piss off!
Pete: 1 and 2

mass destruction, broken tv cabinet, flipped table, buckets everywhere

by J-Truck April 15, 2008

1:15

Shut the FUCK up.

Fred: Dude, I'm so sorry for sleeping with your girlfriend.
Tom: 1:15 Dude. 1:15.

by GlueStick101 May 29, 2009

1/4

One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile

The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004