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hipster

the people that call themsleves punk bur really aren't and date heroin addicted cokehead girls with unnaturally dyed hair who go to art school and act like 10 year olds and go to venues and eat salads and probably have narcissistic borderline Aspergers.
that hipster wears a keffiyeh and big glasses.
by Tingle Likes Rupees January 17, 2020
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hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.
"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun
by park_chop December 24, 2015
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Autopsyco Hipster

Someone who does things before they know its cool even if everyone else knows.
Woah you didn't know the bottle challenge was a thing? But you're so good at it. You're such a autopsyco hipster...
by DaleksRGwd December 6, 2016
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post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.
by Surlkone August 10, 2016
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Hipster

A hipster lives off of coffee. He or she is like a mystery that you really want to uncover. Male hipsters look like Fancy lumberjacks (sometimes with man buns) Female hipsters wear over sized sweaters, combat boots, messy buns or complicated braids and nerd glasses. Everyone secretly wants to be a hipster.
Look at that hottie over there at the coffee shop on his laptop!

He's such a hipster
by weathergirl December 27, 2015
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Hipster (TL:DR version)

1.) A person who tries too hard to not try hard, and will willfully disdain that which is popular not because of it's inherent good or bad, but simply because a good number of people like said subject.
"Adventure Time is some adult kid shit, fuck off with it. BTW, check out my photos I took with my vintage Nikon." -Hipster (TL:DR version)
by Labialikeamantaray March 8, 2014
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Hipster Lisp

A whiny tone, usually in regards to the exploitation of the proletariat.
Man, did you hear that hipster lisp in our Anthropology class?
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 30, 2023
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