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The Crack Man

Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.
Everytime you look at the crack man everyone sees.
by Mr. Homophobia July 20, 2023
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The man

1. It doesn’t really mean anything or i’m just stupid
2. A ranged weapon in the roblox game “Item Asylum” made by JPX Studios

Context 1: idk
Context 2: A ranged weapon in the shape of a cat that you throw, if it hits a player it will ragdoll the said player and deals 22 damage, best paired as a combo with other weapons.
Player 1: Aw man, i got a god melee and misc. but i got the man as a ranged!
Player 2: I mean, you can combo it.
by pentatonic July 20, 2023
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man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen
from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*
by bfdi July 21, 2023
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skinny mustache man

hitler but in a more casual sense.
by mike oxmal July 21, 2023
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Man child

Carlos Duran of Lincoln Park MI
Grown man that acts like he’s 18
Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!

Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.
by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023
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Weak Man

YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT "MEN" ANY BETTER THAN I TALK ABOUT YOU, FUCK-FACE!
Person 1 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A TOXIC MAN!"

Person 2 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A WEAK MAN!"

Person 1 "No! He should be listening to me!"

Person 2 "He loves ME you SLUT!"

Hym "That's how you fucking sound you stupid son of a bitch. Look at you. 'The embodiment of everything wrong with society?' You like? Is it good? Aaaaaaaall kinds of shit. Ya'll were talking all kinds of shit. You know what you did."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2023
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backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.
Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!
by HAFSNT July 22, 2023
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