I just burnt my self

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself

“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

by 🫥me she March 26, 2022

I-

To show the expresion that you are speechless and cannot think of another word to say for 32 whole minutes

Guy 1:you so broke you mo broke den yo granny neck
Guy 2: I-

by KILLTHENEWBORNS March 27, 2022

i heard from a friend of a friend

that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨

Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

i lead you to die

incredible teleboarder. see teleboards.

I Lead You To Die is my god.

by Mike. January 29, 2005

can I get a piece

Question phrase requesting either an item, or a portion of an item. May also have sexual connotations.

1)"Yo man, can I get a piece a that donut?"
2)"Goddamn, can I get a piece of THAT."

by Irick April 26, 2004

I like you for who you are

The way a guy says you are to fat for that dress.

Honey, that mini skirt looks great even with the seams torn, besides, I like you for who you are.

by bigc3031 May 28, 2004

hilar-e-i

A lazy man's word for hilarious. More funny than hilarious but not funny enough to actually say the entire word.

Jo: It was as hard as putting my beanbags in her turd cutter.
Jem: That's hilar-e-i!!

by jo & jem November 30, 2004