Getting stoned. Smoking marijuana. The phrase comes the act of "cooking" weed in a vaporizer, which sometimes resembles a rice cooker. Hence, cooking up some rice.
by Mary Jane's My Girlfriend July 31, 2010

To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.
by Jaffy23 July 16, 2008

To try to make someone look stupid by breaking through a facad, lie, exaggeration, or distorted truth. Usually used when a guy or chick is trying to hype themselves up, and someone calls them on it.
by Paco October 18, 2004

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."
-Trooper
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."
-Trooper
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

A FOX Animated series with writing that would make even Matt Stone and Trey Parker facepalm, and animation worthy of Hannah Barbara.
It was written by the same people behind Arrested Development, and was probably the idea of some moron FOX executive who just now realized cancelling Arrested Development was a mistake. But instead of bringing it back, they bring this to the table.
It lasted a remarkable three episodes. Frankly, I'm surprised it lasted even that long. The same thing pretty much happened in all three episodes.
If they try to sell a DVD of this, they better have the keyboard cat at the end of every episode, with a title saying "We're so sorry about this" as an overlay. Come to think of it, all bad movies and TV shows should have that. This means you, Land of the Lost!
It was written by the same people behind Arrested Development, and was probably the idea of some moron FOX executive who just now realized cancelling Arrested Development was a mistake. But instead of bringing it back, they bring this to the table.
It lasted a remarkable three episodes. Frankly, I'm surprised it lasted even that long. The same thing pretty much happened in all three episodes.
If they try to sell a DVD of this, they better have the keyboard cat at the end of every episode, with a title saying "We're so sorry about this" as an overlay. Come to think of it, all bad movies and TV shows should have that. This means you, Land of the Lost!
by billy_buddy_of_doom4 December 6, 2009

To throw up your gang sign. For example, different gangs run different neighborhoods, so throwing up their sign represents the hood they own.
Blood: "Wat you ride niggah?! Throw ya hood up!!"
Crip: "McKinley Av muthafucka!!"
Blood: CK!! *pumps lead into the guy who threw up the wrong hood*
Crip: "McKinley Av muthafucka!!"
Blood: CK!! *pumps lead into the guy who threw up the wrong hood*
by inthehood June 25, 2007

Niggaz b creepin on tha come up wit dem shanks and thangs...ghetto bitches don't know bout Budd Dwyer's televised suicide..they b creepin and crawlin like roaches through crack houses
by Tien Duong December 26, 2007
