by Dibble Man the wide October 8, 2020
Get the Dibble Man mug.A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.
You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024
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If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
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Get the You’re One lucky man mug.The time where civilization falls, natural disasters happen everywhere, wars happen, buildings crumble, humans die, animals die, trees fall down, incidents repeat, and the world will crumble, with 0 surviving
1: Tomorrow is gonna be such a good day!
2: No it will not, the fall of man will happen, every bad thing you can think of will happen, wars, deaths, fires, earthquakes, etc... Buildings will crumble, civilization will fall t̵̢̨̡̛͔͖̼̙̪̞̗̜̮͆̑̀̽̐͐̽̓́̓̚͜͝͠͠h̶̛͔̄̎̊̀͑͆͑̂͋͗̒͋e̴̝͐̋̽͑̕r̶̨̛͔̳͇̖̦̥͓͍̠͌͐̀̂́̓͋͂͂̓̃̍̐͝ͅe̴̢̢̡̻͇̠͔͔̹̪͓͊̍ ̵͖̫̬̯͙̠̠̓͛̋̍̍̅̂͋̕͝͠ͅw̶̧̨̢͇̲͖̭̯̞̜̖̩̄̓͋̀͊́͜͝i̶̭̝̯̦̲̞͔̳̠̹͈̎̿̍̓̑̌̎̃̂̕͝l̴̥̺̭͈̟̰̻̰̞̪̓̍͋͗̑͛̍͒̐́̐́͐̚͝l̶̟̱͚̗̰̖̽̕͜ ̴̡̡̝̝̫̦͚̟͎͎̹̝̟͎̈͒͒̎̉̄̄͂͛̕̕͘͘͝ͅn̴̡̯͕͓̟̰̒̑́o̵̬̤̦͉͓̟͉̤̟͊̌̒̅̀̓̏͘t̶̢̼̮̭̞̜̺̜̤͒̈̍̒̿̓ ̴̨̛̦͖̹̱͓̟̯̤͇͍͓̭̻̏̍͐́̕b ̛̣̞̻̝͚̀͌̀̚ë̴̡̦̞͉͚̫͕͔̘͔̹͔̯̩́̏͑̾̒̋̈́̆̇̒͌̚͠ͅ ̡̛̛̮͓̙̗̭̺̘͎̣á̶̱͉͎͙̝̣̮̔̽̈́̊̔̎͂̋̉͜n ̖̦̙͍̫̟̳̺͓̻̩̠͌̃̂̀͌̅̍̆̍̐͝͝ ̴͍̲͚̱̇͗͆̀̀͌̄̄̈́͂e ̳̪͎̥̤͇͉͕̉̎͒̿͒͒̓̽̾̒̑͘͘͝ͅs̴͍̩̆̈́̾̊̂̑͑͒̋̈́͐c̴̡̢͕̫̝͉͇̩͎̰̥͕͎͉̊̐͋̀̏͆̎̚͜͠a̶̳̠̹̜̟͆̎̓͌p̴̡̗͎̪͕̖̹̼̟͔̿̈́͋̓̽̐̌̈́͆̀̕̚͝ͅe̵̢̞͎͇̼̟̖̱̯̥͎͈̤͌̐͆͋̈́̏̐͊͛̔̎̽͠
2: No it will not, the fall of man will happen, every bad thing you can think of will happen, wars, deaths, fires, earthquakes, etc... Buildings will crumble, civilization will fall t̵̢̨̡̛͔͖̼̙̪̞̗̜̮͆̑̀̽̐͐̽̓́̓̚͜͝͠͠h̶̛͔̄̎̊̀͑͆͑̂͋͗̒͋e̴̝͐̋̽͑̕r̶̨̛͔̳͇̖̦̥͓͍̠͌͐̀̂́̓͋͂͂̓̃̍̐͝ͅe̴̢̢̡̻͇̠͔͔̹̪͓͊̍ ̵͖̫̬̯͙̠̠̓͛̋̍̍̅̂͋̕͝͠ͅw̶̧̨̢͇̲͖̭̯̞̜̖̩̄̓͋̀͊́͜͝i̶̭̝̯̦̲̞͔̳̠̹͈̎̿̍̓̑̌̎̃̂̕͝l̴̥̺̭͈̟̰̻̰̞̪̓̍͋͗̑͛̍͒̐́̐́͐̚͝l̶̟̱͚̗̰̖̽̕͜ ̴̡̡̝̝̫̦͚̟͎͎̹̝̟͎̈͒͒̎̉̄̄͂͛̕̕͘͘͝ͅn̴̡̯͕͓̟̰̒̑́o̵̬̤̦͉͓̟͉̤̟͊̌̒̅̀̓̏͘t̶̢̼̮̭̞̜̺̜̤͒̈̍̒̿̓ ̴̨̛̦͖̹̱͓̟̯̤͇͍͓̭̻̏̍͐́̕b ̛̣̞̻̝͚̀͌̀̚ë̴̡̦̞͉͚̫͕͔̘͔̹͔̯̩́̏͑̾̒̋̈́̆̇̒͌̚͠ͅ ̡̛̛̮͓̙̗̭̺̘͎̣á̶̱͉͎͙̝̣̮̔̽̈́̊̔̎͂̋̉͜n ̖̦̙͍̫̟̳̺͓̻̩̠͌̃̂̀͌̅̍̆̍̐͝͝ ̴͍̲͚̱̇͗͆̀̀͌̄̄̈́͂e ̳̪͎̥̤͇͉͕̉̎͒̿͒͒̓̽̾̒̑͘͘͝ͅs̴͍̩̆̈́̾̊̂̑͑͒̋̈́͐c̴̡̢͕̫̝͉͇̩͎̰̥͕͎͉̊̐͋̀̏͆̎̚͜͠a̶̳̠̹̜̟͆̎̓͌p̴̡̗͎̪͕̖̹̼̟͔̿̈́͋̓̽̐̌̈́͆̀̕̚͝ͅe̵̢̞͎͇̼̟̖̱̯̥͎͈̤͌̐͆͋̈́̏̐͊͛̔̎̽͠
by boblox guy April 5, 2022
Get the the fall of man mug.A hazing type position that a fraternity pledge may assume when they answer a question incorrectly. Also known as a "Think about it"
The position is summarized as such:
- Your head goes on the ground,
- You lift yourself up like a plank position,
- Then put your hands behind your back.
The position is summarized as such:
- Your head goes on the ground,
- You lift yourself up like a plank position,
- Then put your hands behind your back.
Pledgemaster: "Think about why you pissed me off"
Pledges: *Get into a thinking man, and hold it as long as possible*
Pledges: *Get into a thinking man, and hold it as long as possible*
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