I was out of condoms and that bitch was filthy, so I went to the trash bucket for the ol' dirty jimmie
by themellonchef November 21, 2021
by ur mums cock September 06, 2021
The Dirty Caeser is a three part sexual act.
Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative
First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.
Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.
Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.
Enjoy!
Ingredients:
- 1 shot cum
- 1 woman on her period
- Bottle of laxative
First, the woman has colon explosive shit where she doesn't wipe her ass.
Second, the man fucks the woman in the ass just untill he cums making sure he dips his dick deep enough to gets a nice rim of shit around the base of his shaft.
Lastly, the man pulls his dick out of the womans ass, cums on her pussy then fucks the woman while she is on her period.
Enjoy!
by Clammer October 26, 2007
by bitchlisania April 22, 2020
a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands
by Dana Goheen June 06, 2007
When a girl with glasses is reciving anal sex, she takes off her glasses and hands them to her partner who uses them to inspect her rectum.
by theking17 October 15, 2009
When you hear see or feel something that is wrong...gross..or just plain off, but also is kinda culturally awesome-
by Dirty Pop King November 06, 2009