I can't see my bee's

What you say when you can't see your bee's

Help! I can't see my bee's!

by Snock69 September 2, 2019

i left my dick in the kitten

The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night

Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten

by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017

i have to wash my cat

I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)

matt: “hey bro can i come over”

me: “sorry i have to wash my cat”

by X-5C2 January 8, 2018

why my neck so dry

where the hickeys at

hey samuel , why my neck so dry ?

by yourstrulysilver May 19, 2017

Sass all over my face

When you rinse your hair and the shampoo runs over your face.

Yo bro, I just washed my hair and I totally got sass all over my face!

by 420playa69 November 30, 2017

I love you my loser

Something to say to your significant other when they are being a goof.

Ex1
Sam: Nathan i love you my loser

by CAAAARL March 5, 2018

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth May 9, 2018