Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...

Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

Hug your tallest friend day

On October 28 you hug your tallest friends because tall people are cooler then everyone else

Tall friend: why did you hug me?
Short friend: it’s October 28 hug your tallest friend day

by Unsub October 27, 2021

Dart in your neck

When one is said to have consumed excessive amount of alcohol and or drugs, to the extent that they are incoherent.

“You just took one in the jugular, man”

“You got a fucking dart in your neck, man” ... “You're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy”

by Binga July 3, 2014

Run your eye out

To run/move so fast, that the observer’s eyes have a hard time catching up.

I’ll run so fast that I’ll run your eye out.

by Taj Maddik March 27, 2023

up your blick

When you threaten to shoot another person, usually used in the hood when your about to shoot eachother. The gun in question usually is a handgun. When you "up your blick" you raise your gun against another person.

"Up your blick n****!"
"I'll up my blick, if you dont back off."
"N**** I will up my blick if you do that shi again"

by TwizzlaRizzla April 12, 2024

Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?

Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."

by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023

stir your pasta

we dunno, but definitely butt stuff

I'll stir your pasta!!!! >:(

by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022