Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.

Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!

by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023

your mom

please stfu you stupid nigger

"your mom is hot I find her attractive my dear nigga"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Your brother a mother

Its the newest and most destructive of all the family members. Even if they don't got a brother they will be destroyed.

Frank: John, ur mom gay
John:I'll do it to ya
Frank:No balls you won't
John: Your brother a mother
Frank:*Turns into ash*

by Puss slayer 889 May 11, 2018

Varnish your venison

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

by Greasyknowledge March 7, 2024

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016

Get your mind in the game

To get the mind in the game is to reject everything else except one thing; for example, money, status, etc

Guy 1: I don't think it's safe to invest in crypto, so I'm going to take a break for a while
Guy 2: No, You can't! It's your job, the way you make money, You gotta get your mind in the game again

by poopingfart096hasbreachedconta September 26, 2021

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you

Who’s that?
YOUR MOM

by Lionel Molina October 29, 2019