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balled yo ass

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.
Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.
by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022
mugGet the balled yo assmug.

Sleepin' in yo talk

When you're acting stupid. (Trippin')
"Yo, what are you're about? You sleepin' in yo talk?"
by Broccoli Jim May 10, 2021
mugGet the Sleepin' in yo talkmug.

On yo dead grandma

A term used in a aggressive manner to display your passion in the truth of what you are saying or doing. It is a very escalated version of on my grandma. Not only is it on a grandma, it is yours...and she's dead. (currently or predestined)
dinkle: BRO I GOTTA FINISH THIS PAPER!
Jefferson: On yo dead grandma you not doing that shit.

dinkle: *cries* you right.
by KevOnGod May 3, 2021
mugGet the On yo dead grandmamug.

Yo! Whassup homes?

A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.
{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?
by Telephony March 31, 2021
mugGet the Yo! Whassup homes?mug.

beatch yo ass

by Pizzlej September 25, 2020
mugGet the beatch yo assmug.

Yo Mi Lad

Originating from sport, it is and alternative greeting or complement for when something good happens
Yo Mi Lad, that was a great thing to do
by Banter bus 2000 May 11, 2016
mugGet the Yo Mi Ladmug.

suck yo mum

another way of insulting someone and to tell him to fuck off, mostly used by british people especially roadmans. i don't recomand telling this to someone outside of the uk he's prob just gonna laugh and u and bully you
guy: ayo pretty whats yo snap
girl: im not giving you my snapchat
guy: "suck yo mum"
by sheluvzslay3r July 16, 2022
mugGet the suck yo mummug.

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