A user on the WFigs forums, who has a strange obbsession with Petey Williams.
The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.
Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.
The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.
Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.
Adam Bomb: "Man that Petey Williams Guy sure is funny."
Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."
Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"
Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."
Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"
by Mick Floyd August 28, 2008
The full name of the lead singer/songwriter/pianist of one of the greatest bands ever, Paramore.
She was born in Meridian, Mississippi and moved to Franklin, Tennessee at the age of 13 where she met Zac and Josh Farro, Paramore's drummer and lead guitarist.
Before Paramore she was in a funk cover band with Jeremy Davis, Paramore's bassist.
She dated Josh Farro in 2005 and they broke up in 2007
Now (2010) she's dating Chad Gilbert, New Found Glory's lead guitarist.
She is a Christian.
She was nominated for Kerrang! awards' sexiest female in 2007 but lost to Amy Lee (Evanescence) but won it in 2008 and 2009
The first instrument she played was the drums.
She's 5'2'' and is called HBomb, Hayles, and Spongebob (Cause of the gap in her teeth.)
She was born in Meridian, Mississippi and moved to Franklin, Tennessee at the age of 13 where she met Zac and Josh Farro, Paramore's drummer and lead guitarist.
Before Paramore she was in a funk cover band with Jeremy Davis, Paramore's bassist.
She dated Josh Farro in 2005 and they broke up in 2007
Now (2010) she's dating Chad Gilbert, New Found Glory's lead guitarist.
She is a Christian.
She was nominated for Kerrang! awards' sexiest female in 2007 but lost to Amy Lee (Evanescence) but won it in 2008 and 2009
The first instrument she played was the drums.
She's 5'2'' and is called HBomb, Hayles, and Spongebob (Cause of the gap in her teeth.)
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Hayley Nichole Williams
Person 1: You mean Hayley Williams from Airplanes?
Person 2: NO, Hayley from Paramore, bitch.
Person 2: That's Hayley Nichole Williams
Person 1: You mean Hayley Williams from Airplanes?
Person 2: NO, Hayley from Paramore, bitch.
by Paramore and YMAS FTW! July 20, 2010
Dude, did you get with her last night?
Yeah man, but she gave me the Robin Williams Special.
Huh?
Go watch the end of the HBO thing.. you'll get it.
Yeah man, but she gave me the Robin Williams Special.
Huh?
Go watch the end of the HBO thing.. you'll get it.
by Erek and Kent (and Andrew... sorta) December 12, 2006
A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.
Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"
by Anton Y. Mouse December 09, 2010
The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.
Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?
by BigDog92 May 12, 2021
The shittiest place you could ever go. A fucking hell hole to be exact. The teachers harass you and yell all the time. The food is trash. The pizza is made from cardboard and half the teachers dont even have high school diplomas. It can kiss my hairy balls
by WhatUpCuz101 November 28, 2018
1. (n) The name for that old, usually trench coated man at a party who has seemingly snuck in off the streets and stands in the background silently the whole time.
2. Original 1950's and 60's "Beat" era/generation writer, William Seward Burroughs is best known for the books Naked Lunch, Junkie, Queer and many others. Along with Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac, Burroughs helped move forward the literary movement of poetry and prose using and inventing techniques such as the Cut-Up and run-on stream of consciousness automatic writing. Burroughs is best known for vivid depictions of drug use, convoluted realities, surgeries, diseases, encyclopedic facts on any topic, sex scenes and shady characters such as the famous Dr. Benway who exist in corrupted and satiric versions of modern life. Burroughs was one of the first writers to report from the underworld of 40's and 50's America and Mexico, writing openly about his homosexuality, addiction to opiates and crime among other observations and experiences.
2. Original 1950's and 60's "Beat" era/generation writer, William Seward Burroughs is best known for the books Naked Lunch, Junkie, Queer and many others. Along with Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac, Burroughs helped move forward the literary movement of poetry and prose using and inventing techniques such as the Cut-Up and run-on stream of consciousness automatic writing. Burroughs is best known for vivid depictions of drug use, convoluted realities, surgeries, diseases, encyclopedic facts on any topic, sex scenes and shady characters such as the famous Dr. Benway who exist in corrupted and satiric versions of modern life. Burroughs was one of the first writers to report from the underworld of 40's and 50's America and Mexico, writing openly about his homosexuality, addiction to opiates and crime among other observations and experiences.
Randy: "dude, does anyone here know that guy in the corner with the trenchcoat chain smoking? he just appeared all the sudden looking like he's going to open fire at any moment"
Frank: "I don't know man, he's just the William S. Burroughs of the party. Maybe we can score some Benzedrine off him later"
Frank: "I don't know man, he's just the William S. Burroughs of the party. Maybe we can score some Benzedrine off him later"
by pynchuun May 20, 2013