Humpback whaling

When you have sex after your water is broken

We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling

by cytobomb November 4, 2022

Whale Call

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....

Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!

Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?

Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......

by Whalecallforlife March 17, 2011

Whale wank

Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker

Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin

by Cbesty91 December 27, 2018

Gym Whale

When he/she is an avid gym attender but look like a fat fuck.
Also often wears gymshark clothing.

Harrison is a humongous gym whale

by Stiff Daddy 66 April 17, 2023

Whale week

When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.

Instead of shark week...

We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?

by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017

Great white whale

A whale that thinks it is a shark.

He/she kept trying to tell people around him/her that he/she was a shark with razor sharp teeth and huge jaws, but really they knew that the guy/girl was the great white whale of snitches.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016