girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausagewallet!
a ladies prick purse,
a place where the gentleman can make a deposit using his minge plow.
''christ its cold in the sea today, my cockwill look like a cocktail sausage'' said dave to his sister whilst swimming. '' don't worry '' she replied ,'' you can pop it in my knob wallet later to warm it up''
a small bag special for keys it looks like a wallet but you can only put your keys inside
A) Have you seen my key wallet?
B) I'm not sure... what is a "key wallet" ?
A) It's like a wallet but a bit heavier because the keys are inside it
B) oh yeah... There it is