Lewis University 

A catholic college located in Romeoville Illinios. Has a top nursing program and aviation. Sorta expensive about 12,000 a semester with room and board. AWESOME SCHOOL OVERALL!!!!

I went to Lewis University for nursing and was excepted at the first job I applied.

Lewis University by ILCU October 12, 2008

Couch University 

Where the kid in your high-school class, who commits to absolutely nothing after graduating, "goes" to. They dont plan on any more college or education whatsoever, no plans to join the armed forces, and support no job whatsoever. This person can either be found in bed sleeping, in the fridge, on the toliet, but especially on the couch watching sports center for the 5th time that day. Luckily for them their parents are still supporting them with free food, clothing, and a home.

Pat: So where did Ricky go after he graduated?
Tyler: Couch University, man.
Pat: Omg is that a real school ??
Tyler: Lolz... not exactly

Couch University by Moooody July 16, 2009

Colorado Mesa University Girls 

CMU’s girls should be known for their trashy-ness, showing up to parties in either dresses or bras, and every basic bitch wears big ass hoop earrings.

“Damn that bitch’s earrings”
“Colorado Mesa University girls have diseases”

Colorado Mesa University Girls by coloradian May 15, 2018

Austin Peay State University 

Located in Clarksville, Tennessee, off of the banks of the Cumberland River (i.e. Nashville's sewer), Austin Peay State University (APSU) is a four year public university to attend when one has just enough money to join the exodus out of Memphis, Tennessee, but not quite enough to escape Tennessee itself. APSU retains an environment where music, art, the humanities, and academic dishonesty (in "dem tuff classes") are greatly appreciated as STEM departments at APSU dramatically lower their standards so that students cannot fail on campus. A diploma from APSU will definitely make you stand out well—like an un-robbed house in Memphis. However, good luck anywhere else on Earth! Let's go Peay!

I want to attend Austin Peay State University so that I can walk alone on an empty, silent, freezing, windy campus, smell the Cumberland River's sewage, listen to the highways' traffic, eat at the extremely limited dining facilities on campus, succeed in my classes that do not prepare me for anything, and get an APSU diploma that will only land me a minimum wage job for the rest of my life. Let's go Peay!

Austin Peay State University by 7even 4our 1ne September 3, 2019

Harvard University 

the school that gets their ass whooped by Cornell University's ice hockey team

Students who don't attend Harvard University:
Person1: Cornell's hockey team is so badass, they don't even need an example.
Person2: Woah. That's badass.

Harvard University by ithaca.is.not."gorges" February 3, 2010

Illinois Wesleyan University

A small liberal arts university in which most of the population are either theater nuts or music obsessed weirdos. At any given moment you can be walking down the "way to small campus" and see one of the ugliest people you've ever met. Everyone is vanilla, as plain as can be, and as soon as normal students step foot on campus, they immediately regret their decision for attending. 75% of the people attend because they enjoy the arts and sitting inside a dark room all day. The other 25% are athletes who had desires to play DI athletics but had to settle for the diminished IWU DIII competition. The Worst School in Illinois, and located in The Worst Town.

John- "Hey, Doesn't Zach attend Illinois Wesleyan University?"

Alicia- "Yeah of course. He says it was the worst choice of his life and he would rather be attacked by a Great White Shark!"

John- "Oh, well at least he's saving 20K for playing sports.."

Alicia- "Thats the only positive, that school literally sucks."

Illinois Wesleyan University by Normy Eashy October 21, 2011

St. Lawrence University 

A small school in the middle of no where which means we know how to get FUCKING TRASHED!!!!! Besides parting SLU also knows how to prepare students for the real world. While the cost of attendance is extremely high they are very generous with financial aid and scholarship. Don't be confused there are still hella rich white kid from the New England Area.

I just got accepted to St. Lawrence University I can't wait to party every weekend and do well in school.

St. Lawrence University by SLUt2022 November 26, 2018