Triple Gold Club Cel

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.
- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?

- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.
by Best_celler January 14, 2024
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triple laps

When you stick her toes in your nose then suck the boogies off
“Dude I went from first base to triple laps last night with Mary!”
by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021
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triple fountain

When three gentlemen, one white, one black, and one Hispanic, all hold their penises upwards and ejaculate upon a woman's face. References the Golden Corral Triple Fountain.
Jamal, José, and myself all performed a Triple Fountain on the woman kneeling before us.
by Daedric_Fondler February 02, 2014
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triple hot pocket sundae

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"
by hotmanwhoishot March 21, 2021
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Triple treat

When a guy eats the cum from a pussy that has been cum in three times.
Tiffinay is such a slut. She lets Sam cum in her three times and goes home to Archie to give him a triple treat.
by Owl boy November 04, 2017
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Triple Crown

When any person has all three types of ménage à trois. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 women. Three people of the same gender.
by DaddyG87 July 06, 2020
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Triple Crown

Successfully banging an Asian, a Black, and a White in the same lifetime.
Did you hear Bryson go the triple crown?

Damn his dick much be huge.
by Mike Vicks Dog May 09, 2022
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