toast bang

Toast bang: the amount of time it takes to brown a piece of toast (usually 45secs to 90secs) in equivalence to how long it takes fucking the shit out of someone

Girl your so hot i would toast bang you!

So honey we don't have that much time. ....wanna toast bang?
I would toast bang the shit out of you!

by Weenieleaks May 27, 2017

Toast Fever

When you have one piece of toast but it turns into a chain reaction and you have a loaf or two.

"I can't have sex right now because I have the toast fever and it feels so fucking good. It's delicious!" Said Jim to Kerry

by Panda Penguin May 31, 2015

Just Toast

some femboy scrungly bungus who moans in vc too much 🤔📸
also I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY STOP CALLING ME THAT

(moan sound)
person1: IT'S THE JUST TOAST SOUND EFFECT
Just Toast: WHAT I DON'T ACTUALLY MOAN THAT MUCH STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT
person1: you're a furry pipe down
Just Toast: I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY

by Just Toast September 14, 2022

Just Toast

Guy that comes up on my fyp all the time. I believe he’s on YouTube too and I ain’t complaining he’s actually entertaining and a cool guy. I’d be down to be friends with him if I could🤝

"Do you know Just Toast"

"Yea, he's very swag"

"Just Toast is so cool"

by C'more_Butts September 26, 2022

Just Toast

Guy with good conent on youtube😊

Bob: Hey man, what's that your watching?

Frank: Just Toast man. Just Toast.

by flixxxxx March 06, 2022

oven toast

Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.

Bob: Hey, what is that?

Billy: Oven toast...

Bob: damn it Billy, what are you? Stupid?

Billy: maybe...

by Mrblackkratos March 23, 2015

Toast Potato

Someone who identifies with a piece of toast and doesnt want to be a couch potato. (My girlfriend)

"Baby you're such a toast potato."

by That_one_weabo February 19, 2021