“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”
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Get the Asleep at the Bed mug.A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
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by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018
Get the Bed Weasel mug.when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.
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Get the oily bed mug.To go to sleep in one bed, then inexplicably waking up in a completely separate bed in the morning . Usually in a completely separate room.
"Dude where the fuck is Tyler ? He was asleep when i came in last night "
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"
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