Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Reload the tank

When a man takes some time in between rounds of sex to eat and(or) drink in order to replenish semen and energy.

“By the third round with Stacey I had to take 30 minutes to reload the tank”

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Fredikin the Fucking Tank

Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.

No because I'm Fredikin the Fucking Tank.

by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023

Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.

I just had a great spank in the tank !

by Wicksters October 12, 2018

Tooth tank

Tooth tank is when your eating your girl out and lose a tooth

Yea Amanda a tooth tank now. How? Well I was going ham on that shit and lost a tooth! Ahh make sense

by W_p_j May 17, 2021

septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)

Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!

by Jimbob Curtis The Thirdteenth April 12, 2022