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Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.
My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!
by jdirtybird May 16, 2025
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Hungarian Scuba Tank

The act of receiving a rimjob, then releasing a fart into thy partners mouth and inhaling it back while kissing.
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Crack the tank

by Boogle907 June 6, 2025
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Tank Diva

Someone with a large butt, a positive way to hype someone up
“Woah look at that tank diva over there!”

“You are such a tank diva”

“I bet that truck driver is a tank diva”
by Grassfedcow June 7, 2025
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Timmy tank

A beautiful phrase created by a wonderful community of Timmy tankers online. Particularly abused by The Kingslayer, Ragnarhartwellgrimes, Dc tour guide and Robbstarkgoat: all disgusting little creatures who need a lobotomy. A Timmy tank was initially created by none other than the Kingslayer but has been adapted by his little minions over time. For example things such as the “Timmy tank engine” have been birthed to describe the word penis.
I’m off for a Timmy tank boys. Send Timmy tank material.
by The Timmy tickler April 7, 2024
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Nazi Tank

Space Karen Elon Musk is crazy in love with his new Nazi Tank, also known as the Cybertruck, which is a piece of shit on 3 wheels (the fourth fell off). riddled with bugs and deficiencies and ugly as dogshit, Apartheid Clyde's Nazi Tank—when not crashing into parked cars and medians—have accelerators that break and panels literally falling off.
by Uncle Joosie April 15, 2024
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Tank 18

The tank that two male boilermakers were caught giving each other the hot-beef injection behind at a refinery in Chemical Valley.

Tank 18 is frequented by many electricians also.
Hey Mike, meet me at Tank 18. I can’t wait til shower time. It has to be now.
by The cuck April 18, 2024
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