the men

a phrase to use when you can’t wrap your mind around the actions/thoughts of a man.

Rosey: “He told me he doesn’t know how to do his laundry and he’s 18.”
Emily: “the men.”

Laini: “We were making out and he said ‘I’m the hardest one in the room’?”
Emily: “the men.”

by killem13 August 17, 2022

Hot men

None of them exist

Friend:have you seen any hot men recently

Me:none of them exist

by Emma_likesurbandictionary.com July 19, 2021

Woman (Men)

They're traps and men.
Mostly fake lolies that edp likes to watch.

Yo you heard shes a Woman (Men)?

Bro, no way, is she like Jeralyn?

by tecclol June 1, 2022

tour de men

a wild ride of stalking hot guys houses

I can’t hang out today, i’m going on the tour de men to pass by Denis’s house

by jaudiwidbwbdvs November 13, 2017

Weird penis mens

A silly or rather a goofy person

Cris is a weird penis mens!!

youre a weird penis men

by weridpenismens September 30, 2024

Imagine If Men

had to breastfeed babies using their cocks

"imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks"
-Kira

by Evono November 5, 2025

Men-drill

A ‘Men-drill‘ is a play on words. Deriving from the genus of ape, mandrill, that commonly experience rashes on their buttocks and infections within the rectum due to lack of hygiene. Men-drills are men that are homophobic because they do not wipe their asses, but believe neither do other men, so the thought of men-“drilling”-men is disgusting to them.

Dave— don’t you think it’s disgusting to see on pornhub two men all over each other like chicks?

Sarah— No, David, you’re just a fucking men-drill!

by The_dolls November 29, 2020