Law of the Lifeboat

Who gets to eat who, when.

HQ demands a 10% staffing cut. It's you or me. I'm sorry, its the Law of the Lifeboat.

by Jim Oakley April 7, 2011

MeatCanyon's Law

The law that if a character isn't drawn completely disfigured in a MeatCanyon animation, something bad will happen to them.

"You remember what happened to Peppa Pig's family in the MeatCanyon animation parody? Brutal..."
"MeatCanyon's Law 🗿"

by Afro-Chan July 6, 2023

Emari’s Law

This real ass bitch can do what the fucc she wants

That girl doesn’t give a fucc, must live by “Emari’s Law”.

by Thiccbitch01 June 28, 2018

Theo's Law

The idea is that every time you laugh you learn something new, whether you have realized it or not.

Ha, You farted. (Everyone laughs) Wow, that's what Theo's law is, because I just learned this guy is a real douche.

by iSyphix December 3, 2017

scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?

by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023

Amartial Law

Declaration one makes that states that upon throwing up during a night of drinking, one must continue to drink.

Even though he puked on his birthday, because he declared Amartial Law, his buddies poured him another drink.

by G-kwon June 15, 2013

Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022