hipster

Scum of the earth

These hipster kids think they're the shit.. Little do they know the whole world thinks they're fucking losers and would prefer if they would all jump into some deep dark pit and disappear forever.

by hipsterkidfolife_NOT December 18, 2013

hipster hate

when an unconventional individual claims to hate but voluntarily takes part in something that the vast majority enjoys

Ex: facebook

"I hate Facebook"

"I don't like my birthday"
(Whilst actively taking part in said activities)

You hipster hate facebook
He hipster hates his birthday

by Amatys October 5, 2017

Hipsters

There are no true hipsters because hipsters are mainstream and hipsters are against the mainstream.

Hipsters are to mainstream, so therefor I am not a hipster. Or maybe I am.

by wifeymaterial December 12, 2014

Hipster

elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!

ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION

JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.

LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!

ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:

JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!

by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016

Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014

hipster

The enemy of the emo. The two groups generally hate each other. Emo people will generally try to drown hipsters in the mainstream, while hipsters will put the emos in a circle room so they have no corner to cry in.

"Ugh. It's a hipster." Says the emo girl.

"I listened to that band before I was cool." Replies the hipster girl.

*war begins*

by emotional emo June 2, 2015

hipster boycott

When you boycott a product or service you were never buying to begin with.

John says he's boycotting Starbucks because of their price increases, but he never went there before. A real hipster boycott

by tdbmachine November 8, 2023