
Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!
by bronchisourish April 4, 2022

All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him
by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019

by SussyBakaBabe December 10, 2021

An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
by zuzubons November 22, 2021

by FishNamedJóse July 16, 2019
