duck-sick

a dyslexic way of saying: suck dick!

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by sagabeeba March 14, 2020

Duck king

Duck King: a slo-pitch softball pitcher who is afraid to catch the ball do he ducks the pitches. Usually the worst player on the team forced to pitch and scared for his life.

That guy Shawn is the duck king of softball

by Reesor November 22, 2021

duck fuck

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.

Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.

by duckie suckie April 6, 2019

Ducking Fine

When nothing is fine and auto-correct is a bitch

I’m not ducking fine

by Jomie September 29, 2021

Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021

Tuck and duck

When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out

Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.

by DoodleArtz April 19, 2019

swamp duck

a fart that smells like the stinkiest swamp ever but sounds like a duck when you fart

" damn bro that smells like a rotten swamp but sounded like a duck quack" , well jimmy you just got swamp ducked"

by pablo less mexican April 4, 2022