The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022
Get the Bradley Morning Woodmug. 4th February
A day celebrating the life and achievements of the certified stona
It is tradition to suck a fat pissa in celebration of this day
A day celebrating the life and achievements of the certified stona
It is tradition to suck a fat pissa in celebration of this day
derek: Here man am fuckin clammin for a pissa me liek
mathilda: It’s sound mush it’s jack wood day we can stomp as many stitchas as ya like
mathilda: It’s sound mush it’s jack wood day we can stomp as many stitchas as ya like
by adonnywithamassishlong August 31, 2022
Get the Jack Wood Daymug. by Joffre a lane forest July 20, 2020
Get the Jeffrey Alan woodsmug. A victory chant used by online gamers, specifically in "Rainbow Six Siege". Commonly used either after a round win, or game winning victory!
by JPGEdward March 29, 2017
Get the Wood Stone Retardmug. a very magical patch of land where stuffed animals come to life and play with a very courious young boy
christopher robin went on an adventure through the hundred acre wood all day. But got lost in the tall unkept grass and huge bushes
by josh dickwillow March 13, 2008
Get the hundred acre woodmug. A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.
Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.
by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009
Get the Wood Chipper Worthiesmug. This kid is literally ninja from fortnite he somehow gets bitches when he looks like a white Endermen
by Rajeem November 8, 2020
Get the Ryan woodmug.