trumpbacked whale

A loud and obnoxious Trump loyalist who perpetuates his lies and rejects his criminal offenses.

Another trumpbacked whale is headed for prison.

by Tahobo March 23, 2024

whale

a whale is user kalishabestie. all her posts flop and she’s really mean. the whale had an uglee umbrella academy header 😂😂😂

person 1: omg have you seen the whale?
person 2: oh yeah kalishabestie on twitter !!

by lunchboxdates September 27, 2020

Whaling

Game “single” guys in the army play. Whoever brings the biggest chick back to the barracks and has sex with her wins. Usually money pot. We had a championship belt.

Pvt Jake: “Mike you going whaling with us tonight?”
Mike: “fuck ya bro. I love the biggins! That title is mine!”

by Loki Mjolnir January 17, 2023

whale bot

a funny persona who likes whales. he hangs out with quibb_ and a ink tank.

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by quibblee May 10, 2021

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021

Web whale

A mobility scooter-obese woman who tries to find some sex by using Tinder as a means of hiding her bariatric condition.

"You remember I told you bout Debbie from Tinder? Turned out she was a damn web whale! "
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."

by thisability November 2, 2018

Whaled

The act of suffocation due to being within close proximity of someone overweight.

Matthew learned from his mistake after getting whaled by Ryan

by Thestuffguy October 15, 2017