Speed Bump

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.
by Ka Napp October 24, 2023
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Speed Bump

When a girls booty is nice and petite. Not to big not too small looks hella natural and fine
Dammnnn shawty got a liqqle(little) speed bump
by Blxq January 16, 2023
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Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over
He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017
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Speed bump

Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump
by Galasika March 08, 2024
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keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard
Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy
by rarenigs June 04, 2019
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plumpa-bumps

The "diamonds" of compressed skin and fat that occurs when an obese person lies on a hammock, similar to a pork loin wrapped in string
Look at the plumpa-bumps on that fat bitch on the hammock. Someone should throw some rosemary sprigs on her and toss her in the oven.
by Mmmbrainz May 13, 2015
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mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.
Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…
by JessaCali September 10, 2023
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