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wet snap

A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.
Nikolay: oh my god. Mark just sent me a wet snap!!
May: omgod really ?! What did he convey ?!?!
by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022
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fuck snap

To fuck so hard you snap the other person and break them real good, then you rape them against their will and enjoy every second of their screams and tears of agony and pain!
To fuck snap is to put the “yeah” in “fuck yeah!”
by Bad C dev November 14, 2024
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Cold Snap

A back-handed compliment
Was that a cold snap? She just said she liked the way I fucked up that presentation.
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
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Snap

Sex followed by a nap, ideally in the afternoon when it's raining.
My boyfriend and I indulged in the most amazing snap this afternoon.
by snaphappy December 9, 2011
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SNAP Scammer

A scumbag who collects SNAP benefits and take food from the mouth of children while they’re actually a Millionaire hiding their assets in a Family Trust. Also a Rabid Trump Supporter.
That SNAP Scammer is such a piece of shit, they’re a fucking Millionaire!
by No Mercy July 7, 2025
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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Dookie Snap

When you hit someone so hard they shit themselves
I'm an about to give you a dookie snap
by Aysten October 1, 2019
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