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crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.
don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker
by val July 27, 2004
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crack rat

1) Name for the crazy large mutant street rats found in the city, often mistaken for small house cats and seen scurrying around late at night

2) A person acting crazy or stupid, overly goofy, bizarre, or excited, usually used in a humorously pejorative manner, sometimes refers to a state reached from excessive use of caffeine or alcohol. Someone who gets their crackage on. Similar to lunchbox or goofball or crackhead.
Dude, did you see that crack rat? Almost bit off my toe!

You are such a crack rat, why did you take your clothes off in the hallway?!

I am such a crack rat, I sucked down 5 red bulls in an hour.
by ptree March 25, 2008
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Plummer's crack

Akin to a plumber's crack, but hairier, fatter, sweatier and in general, more disgusting.
"His plummer's crack made many people vomit."
by Smellybottom March 21, 2010
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Cracking in the porting

Spanish expression

It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.

It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!

-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!

TRANSLATION:

-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit

-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!
by Juan Angel July 30, 2007
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crack face

Someone who looks really high on crack or similar drug, pale, skinny, paranoid
"I saw a chick on Springer who had serious crack face."
by xphile_1002 April 17, 2008
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Crack swirl

Term coined in Clermont, Florida. Refers to cocaine and at least one other powder drug (meth, acid, etc.) swirled together.
Person 1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?

Person 2: Just some crack swirls.

Person 1: Bro why?
Person 2: Because there's nothing else to do in my town.
by clusterduck January 3, 2015
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Crack-Addict

Someone that is addicted to the sounds of cracking knuckles, backs,and necks associated with a chiropractor.
The Chiropractor said crack-addicts are going to love me
by Ramming the Rod October 17, 2018
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