tap

short for tapestry

Dang man, I'm digging that new tap you got on your wall

by zodiac_of_green_bay November 16, 2020

Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex

I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.

by T bones bartender June 19, 2011

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

Gas Tap

Someone who lies or says something that really couldn't possibly happen.

Teacher: And that's why x=y
Boy: No it's Z you gas tap!

2

Boy 1: I heard Sally went out with Mike on Friday
Boy 2: No she didn't, you gas tap.

by Rummy11 October 1, 2010

slushy tap

Where you have very loose stool that manifests itself in a similar consistency to a slushy/slush puppy.

I had a curry last night and now I've turned on the 'slushy tap'.

by Jammy1882 December 7, 2020

two tap rule

When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.

Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.

by Nineteen Percent December 19, 2017

Roof Tap

To manually stimulate a female to such an extent that the sound of fingers on vagina wall are heard.

"Man, bitch was wet last night! Makin' some fresh noises"
"Roof Tap?"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009