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taking the piss 

Making fun of someone, without intending to cause serious offence. Also known as 'pulling the piss'.
Ted: You suck at life.
Jimmy: Screw you!
Ted: Relax, I was just taking the piss.
taking the piss by Gwai April 18, 2006

Taking Back Sunday 

a band who created their own genre of music, despite their label of emo. The painfully origional lyrics, and catchy guitar riffs make them hard not to love. Adams vocals rip through you like a crying orphan. They have an amazing stage presence and give all their energy into their shows.
taking back sunday is love.
Taking back sunday - your own disaster... "hey lush.. have fun.. its the weekend"

taking the high road

an idiom meaning to ignore idiots that run their mouths as you walk away
'taking the high road' examples are:

example1
idiot1: YOU SUCK YOU DIRTY WHORE!

mature girl: whatever *yawns*

example 2
idiot2: DO SOMETHING YOU PUSSY BITCH!

mature guy: i dont take orders from morons

Taking Dick Modifier 

This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.

To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.

TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.
Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??

Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.

**Hot Girl leaves**

Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??

Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.

talkin shit 

when something is said about a person, that they dont like because it may or may not be true and it hurts there little punk ass Napoleon Bonaparte feelings. Causing them to act like an insecure little girl and throw a temper tantrum.
Me- hey you dump ass dopers stop nodding out..

Doper- stop talkin shit..

Taking a Nap 

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.
I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.
Taking a Nap by Josh April 13, 2004