Loggerhead Turtle 

The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).

"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."

Loggerhead Turtle by Herbert Muffin September 11, 2015

gerth turtle 

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

gerth turtle by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

Slumbering Turtle

Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.

I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!

Slumbering Turtle by El Guapo Muchacho September 14, 2016

Total turtle under the legs 

Getting lucky in an extremely random way

That bump to first class was a total turtle under the legs.

Total turtle under the legs by WlydeO January 14, 2020

Velvet turtle 

A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.

My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!

Velvet turtle by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Dirty Turtle

After you buttfuck Senator Mitch McConnell you make him go ass to mouth, that's the Dirty Turtle.

I was two miles up ole Mitch's dirt road when I when flipped him North to South and he gave me a Dirty Turtle!

Dirty Turtle by Echo One Romeo January 22, 2022

Pork turtle

It’s a turtle with wings and a hotdog as a neck. They fly and appear when you’re high.

Bro I smoked so much I can see pork turtles.

Pork turtle by Aadoog January 31, 2023