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Internet Suicide

Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.
Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?

Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.
by Daddys_boi May 27, 2022
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suicidal empathy

When a welfare state or political party is empathic to others in need, even though it's actively working against its own population
Allowing the government to house migrants who've crossed the border illegal is a gesture of suicidal empathy.
by no thot September 2, 2025
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suicide punch

You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.
We had a great batch of suicide punch last night because people were dropping like flys!
by sickness April 21, 2018
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Testicular super-suicide

What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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Suicide

Suicide is the point at which you no longer want to live, in fact you'd rather die, and so you take your own life. You, yes you reading this definition, have every right to feel this way. You are not over reacting. But please, before you end everything, talk to someone. And please don't go to a counselor or something, it'll only make it worse. Reach out to someone who cares about you and talk it over. What have you got to loose?
If you really cannot contact anyone who cares about you and you are thinking about commiting suicide, you can contact me on Gmail, gw22nitalaviniaalexi@ab-ed.org. Please talk to someone.
by Alexia - Depressed November 14, 2023
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Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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suicide spliff

a spliff with so much tobacco in it, only a suicidal person would smoke it
"u okay bro?"
"yeah, i'm just smoking on this suicide spliff."
by deadgoose69 November 3, 2019
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