chipped ham pussy

a broken ass crotch.

See also: stank danish nash

Chipped ham pussy, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

by Sully May 08, 2004

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West Ham Fan

A pile of shite, someone that has no friends basically a total fool

AYY John shut up you west ham fan

by APGaming August 15, 2017

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One Ham Slam

A quick, and almost violent pull of the male penis, which brings instant ejaculation after the first pull. Typically done after a long night at a strip club where your genitals have been aroused for several hours with no satisfaction.

For a second, the young man thought to himself, I'm going to need to home and perform the One Ham Slam when I get home after being around my friends sister all night.

by D Bokeyno August 14, 2008

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hamming it up

A classified word for flatulence, or fart.

The type of fart that smells like bologna. Quite awful.

Hamming it up is an awful smell, consisting of a bologna-like smell coming from the arse.

by snowboarder543 May 29, 2011

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looking for a ham sandwich

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz

do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.

by monkeydan December 19, 2007

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