get the sticks

Getting the controller when playing on a gaming console.

Friend 1: Yo Mark just beat me by 30 on 2K!
Friend 2: Then let me get the sticks and I'll kick his ass with the Grizzlies!

by Ole Glory July 10, 2016

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch

by Mister Big Boy December 10, 2021

Digging Stick

A man's junk, member or fallice as defined by public figure and self-propelled YouTuber StephIsCold.

Two things women need out they entire life.... A digging stick, and attention.

-StephIsCold

by H8dsk8r May 11, 2022

MURDOCK STICK

A large 30"-36" dowell wooden stick, encased in a metal pipe; primary use is as a weapon of mass destruction. Named after Charles Murdock, legendary street fighter.

'Behave, or I will whack you with my imposing Murdock stick, bub."

by buddyrayx January 28, 2007

Cancer stick

Cigarettes

Hey, throw me one of those cancer sticks, I need a smoke.

by BongJhing May 12, 2016

Clown on a Stick

Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.

A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.

Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.

"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."

"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."

by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021

Spunk Stick

A young man who thinks with only his penis. He may be attractive, however lacks mental faculties. (Derogatory)

That young man is nothing but a no good Spunk Stick!

by headcase360 March 28, 2010