Secret Squirrel Shot

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.

Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?

by Alicia Center April 1, 2022

Squirrel king

Used for when you see a Squirrel with the face of a man AKA Mr.fincannon

The Squirrel king is coming

by BAIGEPANDA April 6, 2022

Squirrel

A derogatory term referring to black people as a whole. Arguably as racist, if not more racist, than the N-Word.

Keith: Hey man did you see whole stole my car?
Tim: Looked like a couple of Squirrels to me
Keith: Woah dude don't say that out loud! You might get cancelled.

by Anonymous82113 April 12, 2022

Flying squirrel

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed

Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel

by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.

He is a dirt squirrel.

by kvli December 8, 2020

Squirrel

Short for “squirrelfriend.”

Friend A: Goodmorning Squirrel!
Friend B: Omg hey squirlie!

by milisawful December 22, 2020