Master Splinter

When your jerking off and shoot a partial blank and the nut runs down each side of your head making a little master splinter mustache on your jawn

I was beating my shit yesterday and I accidentally Master Splintered myself

by I just need help January 15, 2026

The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

course is spring

When people are so happy about it being spring that it's their only response to anything.

Adrian: Do you want to watch George Lopez?
John: course is spring

by El Tuto Numero Cuatro August 22, 2011

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

bust a spring

To have hard sex on a bed made with springs. If done hard enough you might "bust a spring".

Guy 1: I'm gonna bust a spring with amy tonight!
Guy 2: NIIIIIIIICE!

by Jizzle99 October 7, 2016

South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.

"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"

by Hungzo October 5, 2017

The Jeremy springer

The Jeremy springer involves you repeatedly shouting “he’s not the father” as you let your pregnant girlfriend fuck another man, along with two black body guards keeping watch.

Adam: hey wanna watch the game?

Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer

by CharlieBrownFingers June 9, 2018