shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.

This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.

by creationclouds April 3, 2015

Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.

"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."

by JehovahsWitness May 17, 2015

Smitty

Smitty is a retard from melbourne that owns a 13 second Taxi, he is convinced that when you subtract your RT from your drag time it will equal what you ran.

"Hey Cate did you see smitty run a 9 the other day?" -Jim "smitty only ran a 9 cause he subtracted his RT again"

by CATEofBABF June 8, 2015

Spatty Wong

When a woman (or man) gives a sloppy blowjob and smacks their lips when they go down. Normally saliva is excreted from the deliverers mouth.

Man 1: "Dude, she gave me a spatty wong!"

Man 2: "Fuck yeah, I am jealous of you!"

by CocainumExpress July 21, 2015

Shittybaggin'

When you're carrying a bag of some serious metaphorical shit behind you, and you keep getting happy and forgetting about it until the moment you look back and see that it's still there and it really bums you out.

Today has been so up and down for me, I must still be shittybaggin' about my bonsai dying.

by salgatron July 23, 2015

Shitty food

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!

I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now

by D-Jesus September 5, 2015

Shitty Backrub

When you deficate on a woman's back (without permission) while she's sleeping and to calm her down, you give her a back rub, smearing the shit all over her back

My wife fell asleep on my birthday so I gave her a shitty backrub

by TheMadKnitters December 8, 2015