snap friends

So called friends from all over the world who don't give a fuck about you

Yo, I have snapchat and a lot of friends. Posted a lot of shit on my story!
Oh really, how many views?
uhm... none
Nice, snap friends are the best

by One cable guy March 01, 2017

Snap a Curly

prematurely cutting off a coincidentally curly shit

" I had to snap a curly real quick and get back to my date before denice noticed i was gone"

by Mahurtma January 22, 2010

Snap Paddling

The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.

“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”

“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”

by Steven dickerson November 18, 2018

Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

faux snap

Making a staged or pretend snapchat snap to fool your followers into thinking you are clever, cool, silly and/or clumsy

I think when she “fell asleep all cute” it was a faux snap and really just a selfie. She ain’t got a girlfriend.

Did you see that bitches faux snap last night? He has never gotten into a bar fight in his life!

by Grash0per February 23, 2018

He snapped

Harry Styles' Golden music video.

He snapped. Go watch it.

by harrystylesforpresident October 26, 2020

team snap

A group of middle aged white men, hanging out near a children’s sports practice or game saying “creepy” or “inappropriate” things.

See those guys laughing over there? I bet that’s a team snap

by Wolfpackdads June 25, 2020