Shoot the bird

When one gangster shoots the middle finger off of another gangster. WTF!

gangsta #1: Yeah, fuck you nigger!

gangsta #2: BANG BANG BANG BANG click click................

gangsta #1: WTF!!!!...... you shot off my finger

gangsta #3: DAMN!!! I didn't know that you could shoot the bird.

by B1GR3D1 June 3, 2008

trouble shooting

When a man has problems with impotency

Sorry honey, I am having trouble shooting today.

by Shawn May 13, 2004

The Photo Shoot

While having a sexual encounter with a girl (via oral, regular or anal sex) the man blows his load in the ladys' hair and styles it and takes pictures like in a photo shoot.

Do you want to have a photo shoot tonight?

by CGG February 4, 2004

sharp shooter

The act of two people, traditionally a man and woman, urinating in unison into a common toilet. For a proper sharp shooter the woman, or one person, must be urinating while sitting on the toilet while the man, or other person, is standing facing her or him urinating between his or her legs into said toilet.

That was a clean sharp shooter, I barely got any pee on your legs!

by volcomvw July 16, 2011

Shoot The Moon

To drink a very large amount of alcohol, and yet somehow escape a hangover the next day.

Origin: To play a game with seemingly suicidal tactics that pay off through sheer luck.

"Jesus, I drank 14 beers, five cocktails and three tequila's last night but today I feel great!"
"Way to shoot the moon, dude!"

by Daozmiester May 1, 2008

scoots56

A recently discovered organism synonymous for making fake quitting threads in order to draw attention. This being frequently makes claims to being "God", but to the best of knowledge he is only the God of anal sex. Scoots is also a self proclaimed bi-sexual and a complete ass.

Thomas: Hey did you see Scoots56 quit? Billy: O God....not again...i thought he quit last month.. Thomas: Yea he came back for summoning..I'm sure hes for real this time. Billy: Yea until the next behind the scenes comes out!

by Raptor_Jesus January 11, 2009

Shootyhoops

One is playing Basketball in a very, very suburban white way.

Kyle is sinking 3's in Shootyhoops. He would be a much better player if he could just dunk.

by Dabutt March 16, 2010