LJ's Dick

A small piece of shit dick that will never work nor cum

Damn, i got an LJ's dick last night!!

by The Creator aka LJ February 28, 2018

Cody’s dick game

WACK

This party is like Cody’s dick game.

by NaDdYlIGhT September 25, 2020

zohara’s dick

9 inches

zohara’s dick is massive

by zoharaa November 23, 2021

Go Suck a Man's Dick

Verb;

Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.

(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!

employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.

customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!

by Quiteabod November 12, 2013

she don't know sick'em!

Southern Ontario rural-ism, meaning, she is dumber than a dog... The longer version of the phrase, which is seldom spoken, is "She don't know sick'em from fetch!"

Did you hear your Aunt Sue, arguing around the table with everyone?! There is something WRONG with that woman! She don't know sick'em!

by Pablo Vertais August 25, 2017

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.

“I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan

by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021

sick biscuit

a vagina that is
- infected with any sort of virus, disease, STD
- smells/looks unappetizing
- on the rag

once i saw that she had a sick biscuit, and i wasn't in the mood anymore.

by throwback402 July 26, 2008