Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.
Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.
Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.
Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.
Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.
Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'
by Mister Rat November 8, 2009
Get the shit chewer mug.When you and your friends have a discrepancy about which actor/actress/director etc. was in any given movie. Also when you're convinced you've seen a famous person make a cameo before they were famous.
by JisaToff January 26, 2011
Get the IMDB this shit mug.When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."
Clu: You gotta check out this new band, it's awesome! Look, here's the video.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...
Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...
Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!
by The Riqo April 6, 2011
Get the Shit Rolled mug.After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.
Wife: Are you okay dear?
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010
Get the Mummy Shit mug.Describes someone who has an odouress disposition.
by blackninja980 October 4, 2007
Get the Shit Smuggler mug.The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
by Pulpi1 June 1, 2014
Get the Shit paralysis mug.Allan: "I just took a major revenge-shit bro. She's cleaning it right now!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist
by Sandy_Vag October 2, 2014
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